Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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