There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
My pussy is not your playground.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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