So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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