Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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