yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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