Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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