i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
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I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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