Umm I'm too high to move.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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