Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'm always down for nudity.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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