I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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