She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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