somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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