I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
