I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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