So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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