Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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