brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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