Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
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With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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