I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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