TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
