im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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