So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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