I like to think it a success when the cops are called
there was a trapeze. enough said
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
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