Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Rumble strips road head = magical
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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