In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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