The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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