You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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