But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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