So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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