We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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