i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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