it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
40s are totally the cure
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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