She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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