we're blogging at a bar
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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