I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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