btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
No stitches, just platelets and will power
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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