Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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