is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
my sisters under your porch take her home
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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