Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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