I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
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Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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