I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.