Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.