I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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