please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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