She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
don't judge my taste in strippers
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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