I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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