There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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