Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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