community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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