a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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