youre lurking in front of me
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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