I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
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Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining