yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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